a hilarious joke
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
Dear Tammy, You know who this is. I can't take u cuz I was barely even invited myself. Sorry.
Nah it’s fine.. I guess I’m “too ratchet” so it’s fine.
I’ll just stay home and clean or something..
Dear Pat Pav
I know you’re reading this and I know you want to bring me to that party tonight and buy me icecream
9, 14, 22, 35, 39, 43, 46
9. What color am I wearing? Black
14. Relationship status? Single and ready to single
22. someone I miss? my future prom date that moved 900 miles away four years ago, we still talk every day
35. Where I work? 1000 N. Lakeshore Drive, Center of the Universe OAK STREET BEACH
39. What do you fantasize about? (See #35)
43. Something I’m talented at? I know how to unicycle
- Tammy Suzanne Stelnicki
- spiders, heights, not meeting my own expectations
- water polo, Oak Street Beach, Cities
- best friend? Never had one
I feel so good right now somebody should text me or snapchat me or anything.